WET NOSE WEDNESDAYS
Go Red Nominations
Pictures of COIT at Rick's new house
Mary Beth and Rick Picture Page
Lunch with Mary Beth and Rick Pictures
Yankee or Dixie Personality Quiz
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/yankee_dixie_quiz.html
Rick's Puffy Coat
Dr. Phil's Personality Test
Which personality type best describes you?
See how you rate!! Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out.
You might be surprised at how accurate the results are, and it only takes 2 minutes...
By the way, Dr. Phil scored 55 - he did this test on Oprah, and she got a 38!
- When do you feel your best?
- In the morning
- During the afternoon and early evening
- Late at night
- You usually walk...
- Fairly fast, with long steps
- Fairly fast, with little steps
- Less fast head up, looking the world in the face
- Less fast, head down
- Very slowly
- When talking to people you...
- Stand with your arms folded
- Have your hands clasped
- Have one or both your hands on your hips
- Touch or push the person to whom you are talking
- Play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair
- When relaxing, you sit with...
- Your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
- Your legs crossed
- Your legs stretched out or straight
- One leg curled under you
- When something really amuses you, you react with...
- A big appreciated laugh
- A laugh, but not a loud one
- A quiet chuckle
- A sheepish smile
- When you go to a party or social gathering you...
- Make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
- Make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
- Make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
- You're working very hard, concentrating hard and you're interrupted, you...
- Welcome the break
- Feel extremely irritated
- Vary between these two extremes
- Which of the following colors do you like most?
- Red or orange
- Black
- Yellow or light blue
- Green
- Dark blue or purple
- White
- Brown or grey
- When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you are...
- Stretched out on your back
- Stretched out face down on your stomach
- On your side, slightly curled
- With your head on one arm
- With your head under the covers
- You often dream that you are...
- Falling
- Fighting or struggling
- Searching for something or somebody
- Flying or floating
- You usually have dreamless sleep
- Your dreams are always pleasant
POINTS:
1. (a = 2) (b = 4) (c = 6)
2. (a = 6) (b = 4) (c = 7) (d = 2) (e = 1)
3. (a = 4) (b = 2) (c = 5) (d = 7) (e = 6)
4. (a = 4) (b = 6) (c = 2) (d = 1)
5. (a = 6) (b = 4) (c = 3) (d = 5) (e = 2)
6. (a = 6) (b = 4) (c = 2)
7. (a = 6) (b = 2) (c = 4)
8. (a = 6) (b = 7) (c = 5) (d = 4) (e = 3) (f = 2) (g = 1)
9. (a = 7) (b = 6) (c = 4) (d = 2) (e = 1)
10. (a = 4) (b = 2) (c = 3) (d = 5) (e = 6) (f = 1)
Now add up the total number of points.
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and one who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, But don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.
51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.
41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.
21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.
Finally a Barbie I can relate to.
At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully.
These are a bit more realistic...
1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and >large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
3.. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included.
5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr.. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously.. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
11. Post-Menopausal Barbie This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels.. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.
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Obituary of the Pillsbury Doughboy -
Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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By special request:
Prevent Colds and the Flu
1. Wash your hands and wash them often
2. Wash your hands twice everytime you wash them
3. Carry hand sanitizer with you
4. Use your knuckle to rub your eyes
5. Put your toothbrush in the microwave on high for 10 seconds
6. Get a flu shot every fall
7. Put a box of tissues where people sit
8. Leave the window in your house open a crack in winter
9. Inhale air from your blow-dryer
10. Take a garlic suppliment every day
11. Wipe your nose, don't blow
12. Sneeze and cough into your arm or a tissue
13. Don't pressure your doctor for antibiotics
An Interview with John Tesh
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Mary Beth's BIO
Mary Beth Zolik has been part of morning radio in Toledo for over 25 years. In the fall of 2005, she was inducted into the Ohio Broadcasters Hall of Fame, along with her now happily retired partner, Jack Mitchell. And now Mary Beth looks forward to many more years of morning radio fun with Rick Woodell!
Although Mary Beth grew up in Detroit, it is Toledo that feels like home, especially since she and her husband, Terry, are raising their family here. Their children, Tara, Derek and Cullin were all born here and are all in school now. With grade school, high school and college tuitions all looming, it's no wonder Mary Beth looks forward to many more years working on 101.5 the River. "Miles to go before I sleep!"
When not transporting her busy children hither and yon, Mary Beth enjoys napping, a good long walk, reading anything and everything and playing with the family dogs...oh, and more napping.
"Getting up at 4am is the hardest part of what I do. But I love what I do and feel so blessed. My husband says the only person who has a better job than mine is the woman who reads the lottery balls on TV!"
Rick Woodell was born and raised in Macon, Georgia, attended the community college there and eventually the University of Georgia before embarking on a 30 year broadcasting career. Rick has worked in Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, and Texas and been a part of the programming of radio stations in Idaho, New Mexico, Colorado and California.
Before moving, Rick was a highly rated morning show host in Greenville, South Carolina but was most recently co-host of "Talk of the Town," a 30 minute television travel show for Charter Communications that covered Georgia, North and South Carolina.
Rick and his wife Carla moved to Toledo this May so he could rekindle his love for waking up listeners and entertaining them every morning. Rick and Carla have 2 "kids" (one is Siamese...Cyan, 6 pounds of furry fury and the other, Grayson, a loveable Gray stray from the Humane society).
Rick listened to Mitch and Mary Beth online from South Carolina during Mitch's last few months. He also visited twice before arriving to stay. Rick says, "As soon as the television show wrapped production, I knew that returning to radio is what I wanted to do. Listening to Mary Beth, I felt the transition would be an easy one. She is simply wonderful, and that comes across on the air. People know her...people trust her; I'm looking forward to many years of fun on the radio with Mary Beth!"
Rick's love for charity work and civic pride keeps him active in the communities he's lived in over the years. "As my wife and I travel the area and learn our way around, we're amazed at the eagerness of the people in Toledo to welcome newcomers. It feels like home already."
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